Cooties come in 2 strains, girl cooties and boy cooties. To prevent contracting cooties, avoid the opposite sex. If you have been in contact with the opposite sex, get treatment immediately. Girls can spin in a circle and scream "No Cooties, no cooties" until the cooties fly off. For boys, a cootie shot is usually necessary in the form of a punch in the shoulder from a trusted friend. If however you contracted full-blown cooties, the only way to get rid of them is by staging a battle between your action toys and the action toys or dolls of the person who gave the cooties to you. Or by carrying 3 lizard tails and a baseball card in your backpack for 4 days.
Be warned, cootie catchers are not fool-proof and have not been shown to be effective.
Suffice it to say, I had a little bit too much fun calling The Nestle Crunch Hotline tonight. To enjoy the full menu call 1-800-295-0051...I think that is the number, press 1 and then 4. It was super funny. However, it said that it won't be available after April 21, but try anyways.
Bahahahahahaha. Remember how we listened to this like ten times last night?
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ReplyDeleteI think you really need to go to bed earlier this makes no sense:)
It makes sense. We listened to the Nestle Crunch Hotline last night and that is what it had to say about cooties. It was way more fun to listen to it than to read it.
ReplyDeleteBrittni I heart you lots. Your book is super cute!