Hello, I am Chelsey Coats and I have an addiction. I have been clean for 7 days, 11 hours, and 36 minutes. This is not the result of my amazing will power. No. This withdrawal I have suffered is dreadfully involuntary. Do you want to know the worst part? Some editorial cartoonist at the SUU Journal published my pathetic state for everyone to see. This post is me acknowledging that it was me. I confess. I refuse to feel bad about my actions.
"Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are." - Matt Lauer

That's a very healthy addiction to have...kind of like lime rickeys.
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